The crazy nature of the entire Petraeus scandal has been like some kind of soap opera, as Steven Colbert and Susan Lucci recently pointed out.

With really confusing topics, many Americans just want to know who the winners are, and who the losers are. Thankfully, Seth Meyers and the writers of Saturday Night Live understand the short-attention span of Americans - so they created a quick cheat-list for the cheaters in the Petraeus scandal.

Take two minutes and watch the list, below.