Mississippi has finally formally passed the 13th Amendment, banning slavery. You know the only reason they would do that would be to cover their tracks as they try to sneak some form of slavery in by the back door. Mississippi, like many places, is using the prison system to provide virtual slave labor. You can think of the Prison Industrial Complex as Slavery 2.0.

As funding for police forces are being cut all across the country, people are increasingly turning to private detectives. And by “people” I mean “people who are not poor.” If you are poor, there is nobody to turn to if you can’t get the cops. At first glance you may be tempted to think that may not be entirely a bad thing, given the way police in many places treat poor people. I guess this will answer the question, is there anything worse than the LAPD? Sadly, I’m sure the answer will be yes.

New data shows that white people are twice as likely as blacks or Latinos to own guns. And I bet that white people are a LOT more likely to own a LOT more guns.

Florida Governor Rick Scott has reversed his position on accepting federal funding to expand Medicaid. Rick Scott will be accepting Obamacare funding while rejecting the entire notion of Obamacare. Oh well—I guess you don’t have to believe in global warming to know that you have to turn up the AC. Actually, Rick Scott has a long history of accepting federal money for healthcare. Oh, I’m sorry—I meant to say Rick Scott has a long history of stealing federal money for healthcare. The healthcare company Rick Scott ran got the biggest fine for Medicare fraud in history, which in Florida means that Rick Scott is pre-qualified to be governor. Hey Rick, there’s no problem with taking this Medicaid money. This is money you can take without being prosecuted!

How many times did you see those Scooter Store ads on TV and think to yourself “What a racket!”? Evidently somebody from the FBI was thinking the same thing. The FBI has raided the Scooter Store! I wonder if they tried to get away on their scooters. Probably not—these are the people who make those things. They know they’re no good. The power wheelchair industry is ripping the government off for hundreds of millions of dollars. How big is this scam? I think they’re trying to beat Rick Scott’s record!

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