It’s Friday, ya bastids!

Evidently, Mitt Romney’s campaign was completely taken by surprise by the results on Election Day. An advisor described Mitt as “shell shocked” by the loss. Really? How could you tell? Mitt always seems somewhat disconnected from reality. A Romney team member said “I don’t think there was one person who saw this coming.” How would you like this crew to be in charge of our national security? I have news for Mitt Romney’s team—it’s a lot harder to keep tabs on terrorists than it is to monitor a presidential campaign. Mitt, if you can get blindsided by an election that every reputable pollster had predicted correctly in excruciating detail, how can you monitor terrorist networks based on scraps of gathered intelligence? The bitter irony is that Mitt spent the latter part of the campaign lambasting Obama for not seeing Benghazi coming. Mitt didn’t even see Obama coming!

Mitt didn’t have a concession speech ready! I don’t want a president who is not prepared for the worst-case scenario... especially when the worst case is the most likely case! Romney aides taking cabs home on late on election night suddenly found that their campaign credit cards no longer worked. If Mitt had become president, on the night of the election, you would suddenly have found that your Social Security card no longer worked! On Wednesday, Mitt addressed his staff and told them he did not plan to disappear. Well, you didn’t plan to lose either, Mitt. Guess what—you are going to disappear.

Lies are like heroin to the Republican Party, and in Fox News, they’ve found a media outlet only too willing to supply their habit. Check that—they CREATED a media outlet only too willing to supply their habit. The truth is that Fox News is hurting the Republican Party. It’s worse for Republicans—we get infuriated by Fox’s lies, but they get fooled by Fox’s lies! The truly destructive power of Fox doesn’t work if you don’t believe what they’re saying. In that case, they’re merely nauseating as opposed to being deadly poisonous. Fox may make us sick, but it’s killing Republicans!

It’s being reported that after the election, Chris Christie personally called President Obama, but he just emailed Mitt Romney. Some people just don’t appreciate the thought that goes into a truck full of diapers and Beef-a-Roni! In fairness to Christie, President Obama is in a position to help Christie’s state of New Jersey. All that Mitt Romney can offer Christie at this point is a ride on a car elevator. In more fairness to Christie, would you want to talk to Mitt Romney after election night? Heck, would you ever want to talk to Mitt Romney? 

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